I have been sick for the past 38295903245 days and have been sentenced to hour after hour of bed rest. As a result I have exhausted just about every show that is available to me online and have read every single website on the internet that I usually enjoy but am now sick of. I AM SICK OF THE INTERNET AND OF NOT MOVING.

I just emailed a fashion website asking if they knew where I could get a skirt that Zooey Deschanel wears in episode 10 of New Girl (which I like in spite of myself). WHO AM I AND WHAT IS MY LIFE COMING TO?