I do not expect my fingers to graze the sky: Oxford according to Uncyclopedia:

I do not expect my fingers to graze the sky: Oxford according to Uncyclopedia:

nicoleandoxford:

Sheer gold. Here are some memorable gems.

“The university was founded shortly after the dawn of time as a joint venture between God and Oscar Wilde.”

“24AD: Christ Church founded by Christ.”

“1555: Protestants are burned in Oxford. Christ returns and builds 593…

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