January 2011
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“Look at that. Yesterday’s lazy cures today’s crazy.”
– Cam on the beneficial part of forgetting to drop off the dry cleaning, Modern Family, episode 2.6
See, procrastination is good!
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Modern Family, episode 2.5
Cam: Disabled interracial lesbians with an African kicker?!
Mitchell: Did not see that coming.
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Guys!! I got home BEFORE the metro closes at 2!! I am so proud of myself I can’t even tell you because I have work tomorrow and the all nighters that ended with me having to teach 3rd graders for 4 hours straight were killing me. THIS IS A PROUD MOMENT
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So here's the thing....
I had a lot to drink tonight (what else is new on Thurs nights). I have this friend T. his bff is this guy J. J and I have a thing. We both know it but neither of us have really acted on it because I control the sitch because I have a vagina. The thing is…J and I are inevitably going to hang out for the rest of our weekends until he goes back to England in June or so bc he is bff with my...
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Free flamenco classes? I think so.
Have you ever heard of Enrique Morente? I have to admit that I hadn’t until I googled him, but he’s one of the most famous and revolutionary flamenco singers/dancers in Spanish history. And starting this Tuesday, his sister Mari Carmen is going to give me free private flamenco lessons. … How did this absolutely insanely amazing opportunity come about (and why did that sound so...
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“We just got chemistry and uh…we’re not talking about the class.”
– The Situation, ep. 3.3
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“Well stop caring and fuck me, man!”
– Snooki talking about why Vinny won’t get it in, ep. 3.3
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“You can’t come in here with a big banana and expect everything to be...”
– Pauly D, 3.2
When someone says "penis" at school
lettherebegay:
Elementary school:
Middle school:
High school:
this. omfg
Maybe this is juvenile. But it’s awesome and oh so accurate.
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Fun fact of the day:
madmendaily:
John Slattery auditioned for the role of Don Draper before being asked to play Roger Sterling. Christina Hendricks auditioned for the role of Midge, Don’s main mistress in season one. January Jones auditioned for the role of Peggy Olson, but was told by Weiner that “there was something behind her eyes that was not innocent enough to play Peggy.”
Holy Shit: Gwyneth Paltrow Gives “Helpful Advice”... →
synecdoche:
When all was well I dodged off [Ed. note: Not a thing that people say] as fast as possible but was still late to the 9 am workout. [Ed. note: So, just to clarify, after your hectic morning of flax seed oil and uniforms, you were almost late to…THE GYM. Got it.] Did dance aerobics for 45 minutes then all of the butt lifts and the like [Ed. note: “All of the Butt Lifts and the Like:...
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“Go around! We’re recreating a faux pax!”
– Cameron, Modern Family, 1.17
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My dad and I almost never see eye to eye but he sounds so happy when he hears it’s me on the other line calling from Spain that it would be soul-less not to smile when I hear his voice get so excited.
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Here we go again...
My friend left to go back to Texas on Thursday morning, leaving me with 2 1/2 blissful days of being alone in my apartment since P and V have been home in their pueblos for the holidays. Since my roommates never do anything ever, they never leave the apartment, meaning I never ever EVER get alone time here.
While they were gone, I cleaned up so that everything was spotless and I kept it...
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