February 2012
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I have been sick for the past 38295903245 days and have been sentenced to hour after hour of bed rest. As a result I have exhausted just about every show that is available to me online and have read every single website on the internet that I usually enjoy but am now sick of. I AM SICK OF THE INTERNET AND OF NOT MOVING.
I just emailed a fashion website asking if they knew where I could get a...
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It really is horrifying
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that Kanye West got not only more flack, but a worse reputation for grabbing a microphone out of Taylor Swift’s hands and making a rude comment than Chris Brown did for beating his girlfriend until her face was unrecognizable.
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“I stopped showering ever since I realized water causes people to drown. I cannot...”
– Thom Yorke (via swagbagfraiture)
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January 2012
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Interviewer: Have you heard from Ryan Gosling since you told Rolling Stone that he came up to you at a Jamba Juice but you shut him down because you didn't recognize him?
Aubrey Plaza: I actually did hear from him one time. He invited me to a magic show through someone else, and I couldn’t go because I had to go to this charity thing for Amy, and it was like, "bros before hos," or "hos before bros," however that phrase goes. I just rhymed a lot. So, yeah. I don’t know what’s in store for me and him. I think he has a girlfriend, but maybe I’ll murder her someday and we’ll be together forever.
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On networking
I think I have such inherent distaste for networking is because I feel like there are aspects of it that are disingenuous.
Some people are experts at networking because they were raised by parents who raised them to network. You probably even know a few Network Parents because they live among us like normal people.
I’ve always heard that “It’s all about networking” and I...
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I just talked to my best friend from Spain (he’s American) who I haven’t spoken to in a really long time and he told me about this absolutely dumb situation at school with a passive aggressive teacher who is apparently psychotic! I had thought that a lot of my rage about Spain had subsided since it has been several months now, but when he was talking about it it all came back. It was...
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December 2011
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One day during one of the first months I was an au pair in España, I was in the kitchen making getting juice or something, when Lucas, then 7, grabbed my hand, kissed it, and then said, “Amanda, you are beautiful!” in his adorable Spanish accent.
Obviously, I died. How is that perfect family even real??
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I do not expect my fingers to graze the sky:... →
nicoleandoxford:
Sheer gold. Here are some memorable gems.
“The university was founded shortly after the dawn of time as a joint venture between God and Oscar Wilde.”
“24AD: Christ Church founded by Christ.”
“1555: Protestants are burned in Oxford. Christ returns and builds 593…
“Write drunk; edit sober.”
– Ernest Hemingway (via chopa)